Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf

  

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This is certainly not a Kosher certificate.
An idiotic ruling prohibits us from informing you that our food is Kosher; and we therefore say no such thing.
This evil ruling forbids us from stating the truth, that all our food conforms strictly with the Laws of Kosher.
We therefore make no such declaration - however, if the Rabbanut would permit us to speak the truth, we would proudly state that our food is not only fully Kosher but that it is completely clean of any contamination of bribery paid to the Rabbanut.